I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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