Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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