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My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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