I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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