I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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