Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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