Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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