Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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