I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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