My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He did a backflip because drugs
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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