He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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