my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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