I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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