Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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