.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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