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I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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