...so i touched it.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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