Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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