scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i believe in u and ur pee
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
