I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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