Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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