Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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