I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
