so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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