carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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