come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You made out with two different species that night
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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