I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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