I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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