Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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