I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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