I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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