How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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