You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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