Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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