I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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