Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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