never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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