I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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