there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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