So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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