her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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