fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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