Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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