just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Randomize