i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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