Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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