Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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