scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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