Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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