This girl is more easily done than said...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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