I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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