Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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