I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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