woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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