Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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